My record collection needed some new additions so I had to hit some local garage sales. Pussy wasn't really on my mind since I'd been on a tear of fucking white girls day in and day out. I wanted some rest so I came across a yard sale hoping I could find something interesting. It turns out that this fine honey, Adrianna Nicole, was also on the lookout for goods and we got to shooting the breeze. I knew I had a true woman on my hands the way her eyes lit up when I told her about my personal porn collection. My magic words got her back to my place and I got a feeling as to who she was when we spoke on the way there.

The Internet had ruined the lives of a ton of chicks with sex tapes leaking out and she had to know I wouldn't be that guy. If I only had a dollar for each tome, hahaha. I kept assuring her and my blank tape was about to capture this garage sale groupie sucking and fucking my big black dick. I almost feel bad for bullshitting this blonde bimbo but a nigga's gotta do what a nigga's gotta do.